Going... going... going...

I told you people, Castro is never going to die. Never.
Some people don't know when to leave well enough alone, don't you think?
The guy is super sick, can't even push a button in an elevator, I don't care if Castro wannabe Hugo Chavez shows typewritten letters that are supposed to be irrefutable proof that the Comandante Supremo is still alive and kicking. The problem with dictators is that they think we are all retarded children, and they address us as such.
Castro should have abdicated his power already to his bro Raulito, so that all the Cubans in Miami can start planning their invasion, keys to their houses in hand.