Saturday, July 05, 2008

Hitler Beheaded

We wish! A little too late, for my taste. But it must have felt great for the guy who did it.
This headless Hitler was a wax figure at Madame Tussaud's in Berlin. They put him behind a desk in his last days in the bunker right before he offed himself, the coward, (so that people couldn't pose with him). Before his head was chopped off, they made him looked pissed, as he was comme d' habitude. I think that if they already went through all the trouble of making a wax dummy of Hitler, they should have had a little more fun and imagination and should have put him in a gallows, or a Nuremberg trial, or behind bars, or in a contraption from the Spanish Inquisition (wouldn't that be rich?) or burning in a circle of hell designed just for him and those who loved him, who were plenty.
But this is what they get for playing dummy with this putz. If they have any sense, they should leave the wax figure like that, with the head wherever it happened to land. That would be more suitable.

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