I love to dream about travelling, but as soon as I start thinking of possible destinations I have as much fun thinking of where not to go. Here's a list:
Almost any ex-communist country that ends with the diphtong IA:
Albania
Rumania
Bulgaria
Bosnia
Bad food, gray people and gypsy music. Not for me.
Plan B: Greenpoint.
However, I'd like to see Mother Russia, because they are such major tacky fuckups, they intrigue me.
Plan B: Brighton Beach.
Seriously, no Arab countries. They hate Jews and they treat women like shit.
Plan B: The Falafel guy near Union Sq.
No countries that end with AN:
Iran
Pakistan
Afghanistan
Turkmenistan, etc.
Don't feel like wearing a burka.
Plan B: Texas?
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I don't see how How Texas is any better than Turkmenistan. But good falafel is good falafel.
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