I have the facebook bug

According to CNN, I almost need help with my facebook addiction.
Here are 5 indicators that you may be at risk (ALL CAPS MINE):

1. You lose sleep over Facebook

I CONFESS I SOMETIMES CHECK FACEBOOK IN THE WEE HOURS.

2. You spend more than an hour a day on Facebook

AN HOUR? IN DOG YEARS?

3. You become obsessed with old loves

ACTUALLY NOT, AS THIS WOULD REALLY BE THE PITS. BUT I HAVE BEFRIENDED OLD HIGH SCHOOL BULLIES.

4. You ignore work in favor of Facebook

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY. ALL THE TIME.

5. The thought of getting off Facebook leaves you in a cold sweat

IF NOT IN A COLD SWEAT, IN MOURNING. DOES THIS COUNT?