Naming names

I have decided that in the event I have offspring or a pet or a new piece of lugagge that I particularly adore, and according to the Latin Caribbean tradition of naming discussed elsewhere in this blog, I will name them Netflix. And in further accordance to the penchant for misspelling the names of those they wish to honor, I may spell it Nethfliz. It's gotta a nice ring to it and it's unisex too.