Skanklloween

Between news that Paris Hilton's trip to Rwanda was canceled (to the great good fortune of those poor people), and the truly scary new video of Anna Nicole in really disturbing clown makeup, I think it's safe to say that this is ghoul season allright.
Paris Hilton is one of those LA Things I wish We Lost In The Fire (a movie, by the way, which I haven't seen but which I wouldn't piss on if it was on fire).
And as far as Anna Nicole is concerned, I never thought I could feel sorry for her trashy ass, but I stand corrected. She was too dumb to protect herself from a succubus like Howard K. Stern; basically, a man who is very bad for the Jews.