Wednesday, June 13, 2007

I'm gonna sue yo ass! (Part II)

A judge in Washington DC is suing his dry cleaners for 67.3 million dollars because they lost his fancy pants.
My question is: do we have some sort of contraption, in our venerable legal system, like a gong, or a trapdoor, or a cage full of hungry lions, that automatically dismisses obscene and retarded lawsuits?
If we don't, we should.
Here's my proposal: The person suing stands on the trapdoor, which then opens and they fall to their death. Thus, society is instantly mollified, taxpayers' money is saved and our reputation as thinking beings is somewhat restored.

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