Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Paris Hilton Found God in Jail

Which is where He should be, the Bastard, in solitary and serving a life sentence for gross indifference to human suffering.
So now my two least favorite people, Paris Hilton and God, are BFF* (according to her; we haven't heard from Him in about 5000 years).


*That's Best Friends Forever to you.

1 comment:

  1. lucmove3:06 PM

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! Best post ever! 8-)

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