A list

As promised, here's my first list.

Insult words I like:

• Nincompoop
• Murgatroid
• Troglodyte
• Milquetoast
• Vantz
• Putz
• Imbecile
• Asinine
• Inane
• Moron
• Retard
• Shmuck
• Revolting
• Creep
• Ditz

If you know one that rolls nicely around the tongue and gives you immense satisfaction when you utter it (please refrain from the obvious), feel free to share.
I'm in the process of compiling businessy expressions I hate, like "give me a ballpark". Suggestions are welcome.